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Check Demotivational Poster


CHECKING IN - Like a Boss




CHANCES ARE -


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by steph1

fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm
I f***ing did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal


It's 10 pm friday -


TAGS: beer paycheck
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

maoworks2 - February 5, 2016, 2:42 pm
Good One, 5 Drink Up L'S


TESTING TESTING - Check 1, 2... Is this thing on?




HELL -


TAGS: it isn t motivation its called a reality check hell hammy
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 4:50 pm
Oh Rly ??
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:39 pm
Cheer up, Charlie Brown.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
this site has had it's fair share of those
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 10:27 pm
Or a he that dresses up like a she on teh interwubz
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Well At Least He Likes It...Even If He Disregarded It's Purpose Completely.. And I'm Getting The Vibes That He is a she... Hmmm
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:47 pm
Some point... well, by "some" I mean he missed it completely. Ooooohhhh... shiny object!
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:46 pm
Someone got the point, Hammy! LOL!
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
wow
LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:17 pm
The little box thing so cute!
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:00 pm
5 depressed lions.


RANDY MONROE - Owning the phone company.


TAGS: check bill fail owned math epsilon bills verizon phone
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

phydeaux - December 15, 2009, 7:49 pm
How did you manage to get his name wrong....when it's right there on the check?!?!


GENETICS -


TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy ***y eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by giulio

Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
WHICH IS WHICH!
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


HMMM YES... - It's coming along quite nicely...




ID CARDS -




SOMEONE - Just checked your browsing history


TAGS: wtf cat checked your browsing history
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 4:02 am
Huh!!! God God, What is it good for? Absolutely Mustyk...''delete it now!!!


Dear Walmart -


TAGS: walmart self checkout never again
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:00 am

Walmart - 5pm, prime shopping hours. 20 lanes that could be open, only 3 of which actually are. Long@ss line of impatient, irate people waiting to do (for free) what should be a job for one of the many unemployed local residents... f&%$ Walmart. [/rant]
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:27 am
5LOL
Cannabal - November 13, 2013, 10:55 pm
One time, it took me 20 minutes to go through an "Express Checkout." Never. F'ucking. Again.


ACCOUNTABILITY -




OCD Stonehenge -


TAGS: is it neat check repeat
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by demon001

Oldsod - February 27, 2014, 9:32 pm
Fortunately, I'm not OCD...I'm CDO, in alphabetical order, as it should be.
curlyrocks - February 24, 2014, 9:37 pm
I've always said we should use fork lifts and cranes to rebuild ancient monuments exactly as they where and then mock the ancients on the fact that we didn't need to whip any one to death to do it.


NSF - We're sorry...your reality check has just bounced.




MODERATION -




CHECK MATE -


TAGS: check mate chess calendar dad
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by caveman

Verdeckt - November 12, 2011, 9:15 pm
Yet another frightening look into your checkered past *hat, coat.. Door*


Spell Check -


TAGS: spell check on cemetery tombstone
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pagong

Pagong - June 11, 2013, 12:32 am
Thanks for the comments. Will drop this over there.
Sho - June 10, 2013, 8:06 am
a solid 5&f!
Reality Lord - June 10, 2013, 6:42 am

Real nice...gave me the shivers. Think about dropping this over to theshivers.net...our creepy sister site.


HOPELESS -


TAGS: whingeing not whinging speel checker don t even recognize it make a british one i say in colour not color
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by flint

flint - February 17, 2011, 5:41 pm
I guess some people make a career out of being stupid and phil812 is at the top of his game.....
Phil812 - February 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
errr what ?? - so boring I didn't get through your rambling BS ...
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Love it!
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 12:03 pm

nice!


OWNERSHIP -


TAGS: can t be claimed without checking the profit
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by motifayk

GaryO - February 2, 2013, 5:37 pm
Property of Robert Crumb


Mon Dieu -


TAGS: that moment when reality lord realizes he should of used spellcheck monty python holy grail frenchie john cleese
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 10:59 am

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time Tthhhbbbbtttt!
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:32 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


ingredients -


TAGS: starbucks coffee milkshakes reality check
Rating: 4.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 2, 2013, 6:21 pm
Thanks. It really goes to show that they don't know how to make coffee because the coffee that they DO sell tastes like fecal matter. All the sugar in the world couldn't make their coffee taste good. Even percolator coffee tastes better.
maoworks2 - August 2, 2013, 1:29 pm
I Agree.


US AIR FORCE NUCLEAR WEAPONS -




Check Writing -




SPEED IS BAD FOR YOU -




IMPLICATIONS -


TAGS: check mate darwin
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:21 pm
Ha!
Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:20 pm
*S M I L F (let's try that)
Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:19 pm
*S****
Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:18 pm
No, but man was I tempted. The blonde one there is a S**** -- a**uming of course that there is NOTHING at all misleading about the advertisement.
Airman - July 8, 2011, 3:17 pm
did you ever order any?
Sean - July 8, 2011, 2:37 pm
Just for the record, I am aware of the fact that "checkmate" is all one word, but I think the tags are more obnoxious the way I did them. No. Really. It was deliberate.


PICTURES - Girls you need to learn from the bird. Always check which pictures the photographer will upload to the Internet.


TAGS: pictures bird check upload internet
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by almarpa

jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:23 am
Must have 'accidentally' uploaded the wrong card


ARTIFICIAL TREES - Apparently they're another fine product brought to you by Wayne Industries and sponsored by the Goddamn Batman


TAGS: december challenge trees is anyone gonna check to see if that guy is jewish
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Treehodger - January 7, 2010, 12:50 am
Jews. Batman Hates Them.
Dude 4515 - December 8, 2009, 1:10 pm
just imagine what she did for batman when she heard about this though. on teh other hand, catwoman wouldn't be very happy with ivy's thanks. oooh this story needs to continue. anyway, 5 lions
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:10 am
If this is how Batman reacted, I bet Poison Ivy was REALLY pissed...
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:25 am
Going, going, GONE!!. It's out here!! 5 "Ka-POWS!!


HEY THERE, BIG BOY - I've got my eye... and this other thing on my face... on you!


TAGS: lady check out what stevie wonder and racy charles did for the world i dont mean sing
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - February 10, 2010, 4:11 pm
Yes, I am... That way my misbehavior wouldn't be noticed.
Hmmmyeah - February 10, 2010, 3:56 pm
You are aware that her starboard side would be right side, correct?
Jmac0585 - December 23, 2009, 11:20 am
As long as I stayed on her starboard side, captain.
rerun - December 23, 2009, 11:05 am

she is probably a great babysitter.....I mean, if she was watching you would you misbehave?


NOT MUCH NOW - But Once I Get My Check I'm Gonna Put Spinners On That Bed, 22'S SON 22'S!!!


TAGS: pimp check money rims funny
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by antiwrathman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
Bastards.....
rerun - September 13, 2010, 10:10 pm

there was company alocohol? Bastards, they told me is was non-kosker koolaid
Claire - September 13, 2010, 10:07 pm
So I'm a**uming he finally got caught taking the company alcohol? Sorry if that was supposed to be a secret, Moo+.
rerun - September 13, 2010, 10:06 pm

you expect payment fromn a cudd chewer?
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 10:05 pm
Your final check comes to a total of -$657.23 - PAY UP! (that's about 2 million in canadian dollars, or 3,673,632 maple leaves)
rerun - September 13, 2010, 10:03 pm

check? I thought we paid you in avocado pitts...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2010, 10:01 pm
I saw the tag. I just thought it would be ok......I'll pick up my chek on the way out...It was nice working with you guys.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
*known. I need to die.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
It'd be ok if you'd have know that beforehand!
pzykosiz - September 13, 2010, 8:11 pm
i put this up on societies mirror yesterday.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2010, 10:42 am
That has to be OK right?
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 10:41 am
this is first, somebody approved a tagged poster, with our sister in it....OUR SISTER!!


FICTION -


TAGS: hold on to your imagination it is what keeps your reality in check hammy
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 2:35 pm
The first step to solving a problem, is acknowledging it... in my retarded opinion.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 18, 2010, 2:10 pm
You said it, Not me.
Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 2:00 pm
Holy **** I Just Noticed... God Im Retarded..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 11:04 am
Massive spelling failure...please stand by.....


FAKE CHECK - It seemed a good idea at the time.


TAGS: check ph**oshop fail cheque
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by kparker.co.uk

Da mahn - March 7, 2009, 6:00 am
look at the car... The check is a vampire =O


Hold Still Write Cheese -


TAGS: spellcheck calendar prose
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

EmilioDumphque - June 10, 2013, 6:53 pm
...or POISED.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2013, 12:30 pm
Nice play on words. Impressive... "moose" impressive.
GaryO - June 10, 2013, 9:39 am
So many times, so very many times….. I so love an original poster, one that corrects the mind, as I thought in reading this….PROSE, he should have spelt it PROSE!!


History buffs?...Too easy? -


TAGS: just checking on this generation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

EmilioDumphque - December 30, 2013, 4:52 pm
Never watched Seinfeld.
GaryO - December 29, 2013, 3:44 pm
Nada (as far as I can search)
Greeny - December 29, 2013, 3:07 pm
Groundhog day bum?
GaryO - December 29, 2013, 2:46 pm
Yeah, he also played a good sleeping guy in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
MashiMashi - December 29, 2013, 2:28 pm
He bit KRAMER I'll tell you that!!
EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2013, 1:42 am
"The Donald" of course. I don't know who the guy is in the picture though.
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:33 pm
I cannot believe the word ‘tayp’ is edited out
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:31 pm
I used to ***e them...then they changed the writers
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 7:26 pm
Thank you thank you *taking a bow* ... must admit I have every seinfeld episode committed to memory! :)
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:24 pm
Bingo! Show the little chicken what she won, Don. Bill Erwin, bit actor extraordinaire…looks like the monopoly guy… hence skewed hints
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 7:04 pm
The crabby old guy
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 7:03 pm
He looks like the guy that Kramer took the record collection from? The senior Jerry was supposed to be helping..
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:01 pm
Well…that hint was misleading. How ‘bout….a bit actor….that looks like…..
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 6:53 pm
Steinbrenner?
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 5:41 pm
You guys are warm….sorta. Let’s see…a hint…a Seinfeld episode. Wonder if Emilio can nail it.
lgvernon - December 28, 2013, 4:20 pm

Charles Darrow?? Inventor of the game 'Monopoly'?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 28, 2013, 2:26 pm
Oh, man! I know him! Not personally - but I know who he is. I want to say Walter Brimley? But that can't be right.


NOT THE FIRST TIME IT'S HAPPENED -




ICEMAN -




Aint No Dogs Here -




reality -




DUDES !!! - Check out these trick new LED's. They really light the way man...




you can check in -


TAGS: check in horror
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by getuppunk

maoworks2 - May 12, 2013, 1:05 pm
Someone Should Make A Song About That ?


NOTE TO SELF -


TAGS: boys always checking out the scenery
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:56 pm
Thank you Haar because I'm out of payola *psst, come back after my wife leaves...I just told her I'm out of cash*
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
No payola needed on a 5L poster.
bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:31 pm
*passes payola to Aggy*
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 11:26 pm
Agreed... very funny. I gave it a 5,... better than Sean's 4.
bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:22 pm
Thanks Sean...and I didn't out anybody with this one, just gave away one of our trade secrets!
Sean - July 9, 2009, 10:13 pm
Dammit this is funny.


mosquito prevention -




ENDORSEMENTS -


TAGS: extreme paychecks
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - June 22, 2009, 4:09 pm
Maybe later
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2009, 3:53 pm
I'm a Pro-crastinator will anybody pay me for that?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 3:18 pm
Especially prostitution. 5 lions


SPELLCHECK - You are doing it wrong. Its Moron!




GRASS KNUCKLES - Because spell check is imperfect




GOOGLE - Replacing spell check since 2000.


TAGS: google spell check
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by RebeccaOTool

mark - October 10, 2009, 4:29 am
i auctaly do that
Cheeseman - June 22, 2009, 6:47 pm
Observational motifake...nice....


EQUIPMENT CHECK - Know where you stand.


TAGS: gun check
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Chris St.Peter

Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 5:45 am
BAD BOYS BAD BOYS....whatcha' gonna do...whatcha' GONNNA DO when they come for........OH ****!!! RETREAT!!!!
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 11:23 pm
It's clearly a fiber-op cord... he's getting his ammo from the internet.
HAHA - May 13, 2009, 7:35 pm
Why are these guys always dressed up like they are from Miami Vice.
Mark - January 27, 2009, 6:01 pm
"I just put a full magazine in. I just can't understand why it's not feeding!"


Small Kegs -


TAGS: kegs beer paycheck money poor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2016, 1:14 am
Sometimes the creative juices just don't flow. Had to call the plumber to get the funny going. Lol.
MissPriss - May 26, 2016, 11:22 am
We sell this thing called an extreme king at the store. Might as well be a keg...chug, chug chug! Where ya been crotchety?
Silverheart - May 26, 2016, 6:35 am

I only drank one beer! Mini keg, still counts as one!


What Time Is It? -


TAGS: reality check hairstyles midlife crisis
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2015, 12:43 am
What?!? LOL! That is ridiculous. But I believe it.
TheSanityInspector - March 5, 2015, 4:45 pm
Most ridiculous 'do I ever saw was a balding guy with dreadlocks. Dude looked like the monster from the Predator movies.


I'll get the next one... -




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